splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

lawwz:

I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.

(Source: lawwz)

  • From: hello
  • dutchster
  • Origin:

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)

(Source: alanabitchhhhh)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

(Source: tattooedmafia)

(Source: adolescent-behaviior)

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

alizabug:

what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep(the movie was booooooooring bonnibel)

alizabug:

what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep
(the movie was booooooooring bonnibel)

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